What's a cool status I can post on Facebook?

[narrowmailbox794]

I'm trying to get more likes.

thanks
Why be so mean?

[Glen Benton]

I just sh** my pants!

[Michael]

How about: Hey Everyone -- I'm pathetic enough to want people to care about what I write"

or: "In fact I'm so pathetic that I've even taken the time out of my day to both other people about what they would write for me. Aren't I cool now?"

Which one do you like better? I personally like the second one better.

I'm mean because I'm hoping you'll wake up and realize how stupid your acting. Grow up and start worrying about yourself and not what other people think about you.

[karl]

people that put status up just for likes normally just look like dicks

[robert m]

Craving attention like a Kardashian.

[Filip]

Hit like and I will steal your bike

[Just-Me]

Here is some great sites to visit when your bored.

http://www.ifimbored.com Lots of things including games
http://www.my-covers.com Lots of covers for your Facebook profile
http://funtooshare.com Fun pictures and quotes to share on facebook
http://www.omgfacts.net Lots of intersting facts
http://www.facebookstatus.com Lots of statuses for your Facebook
http://www.quotecrave.net Lots of great quotes
http://DisasterDateStories.com Real Disaster Date Stories

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Here is a list of things to do when bored.

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