I killed somone because they kept poking me on fb?

[Phantombat845]

I tracked them down, stalked them and found out their habits and routines. Then I caught them unaware one night on a full moon, I killed them with a quick knife slash to the jugular. I then drained their body of blood and burned them on a pyre, as I danced naked underneath the full moon and when the fire died, I scooped up their remains an burried them at a crossroads. As I invoke the unholy names of the devil, Lucifer, the prince of lies Shaitan and Robert Johnson.
Is this a normal reaction? I mean they kept poking me every minute.

[countrygirlxox]

Can u plz do me a favour and come help me. Same problem.

[Elian]

This made me laugh.

-Elian

[Lieve]

Totally normal.

[tucker77]

Why do people use jugular when they are talking about someone's nutsack? I know many that do this and I'm like dude, jugular isn't your taint, your d**k, none of that, ten they go "then what is it?" and I'm like f**k if I know dawg! What is the jugular? Ima google that s**t,

[Back Door Barbie]

yoo sure can tell stories there hun!