I need help coming up with a cool facebook status?

[Woodly Tisme]

Every time I put up a status on Facebook no one likes it smh and it kinda hurts...back in da day I use to get lots of likes on my statuses and I would turn those likes to self esteem and go **** some bitches....now no one likes my statuses so can someone come up with a cool, funny ,interesting or deep status for me

[Joseph]

Face it, dude, you're boring. Get off Facebook and find things to do in real life. Then maybe you'll develop some interesting hobbies or do some interesting things that you could put in your status.

BTW....do you think anyone is impressed with your "**** some bitches" comment? Sorry, but I'm not buying it.

[H]

You spend way too much time on Facebook. Get out there and do something that will actually benefit you. Do you honestly think people will congratulate you on getting many likes?

[Charles]

Get a life without FB, that is more cool.