What would be something funny to put as a status?

[Ellie]

Like something recent that would make somebody laugh. For example my friend put, "I was going to make a Miley Cyrus joke but it isn't twerking" so something to that effect, but it doesn't need to be about her

[Donovan]

1) Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

2) Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?

3) Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...