ineed a good caption for a picture on facebook?

[chaos:)]

its a picture of me holding an ak47 and i thought about saying i can shoot as good as any man but look better doin it. but i need something better, something more whitty. any suggestions?
you weep for our future because i want to be whitty...i weep for you because you probably live with your mom and spend your spare time answering strangers questions on the internet.

[Athom]

I weep for our future if these are the things that people concern themselves with these days.

[Pink Glasses]

officially just became james bond