I showed my penis to this cute girl in my math class, now I'm in trouble?

[Nobody]

Ok so I'm pretty new to this whole dating thing, theres this girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, theres these really cool guys in grade 9 and they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them their penis.

So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became erection and pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the shoulder so she could see my penis, this other girl that has no boobs and is ugly screamed oh my god!, screaming and pointing at my penis.

I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my penis was still hanging out from my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up, this made it clear that I wanted her to see my penis and not the rest of the class.

She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and hit her in the face, she ran out of the room crying and I got sent to the office.

My penis was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and I now have to have sex with the entire school.

I don't understand what happen, why are ufly girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like run away? Is my penis very small, I do not understand.

[Austin]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Stephanie]

Girls do not like that. I know this because I'm a girl. And that doesn't mean that you have to have sex with the entire school. You probably scarred her for life.

[Chris]

you did everything write is just you never grabbed her boob

[Ivan Cayetano]

Wow dude you now have to have sex with the whole school good luck brother. And she scream because your dick was big.

[Fred]

You are mentally unstable. Anyone who thinks that showing there private parts will make people want to have sex needs to be shut away in a mental institution for life. You will not need to have sex with anyone, after doing something that stupid as none of them will ever want to have anything to do with you. Basically they will now treat you with total contempt, and might lock you up in prison because you are as dangerous as any cave troll.

[Vicky]

you wasted 15 mins just to write a fake story

[Nate]

"I became erection"
The f#ck did I just read?!