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If God had a twitter, what do you think He'd say everyday?
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If God had a twitter, what do you think He'd say everyday?
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #11
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hello im god
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #12
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...where's the bean dip
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #13
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Nothing because twitter is gay.
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #14
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PUT YOUR TRUST IN ME FOR I'M THE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #15
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*sigh* Another hard day trying to make stupid people make smart decisions
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #16
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Why the hell are you guys wasting your time praying. You know i don't exist, right?
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #17
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I was about to say "God bless you" but that'd be him talking in 3rd person.
He'd def say "I bless you"...  BQ: "Do you think this outfit is okay for a disco?" lawl. Maybe there'd be a question saying- "When do you think the day will come where we'll finally have an African American President?"
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #18
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Walked on water today. Bless thy water.
about 1 hour ago via stone tablet Saw some clouds today. Bless thy clouds. about 1 minute ago via stone tablet BQ: Stuff about war and why our presidents suck |
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #19
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Not to laugh at god. I believe in him, but...
" Just went to see the pope today... seems like his doing well. We talked over some chips and soda. LOL! " 1 hour ago VIA Mobile. " Met up with the angels today, all of them being nice. We went down to Club Cielo and had a martini... pretty fun day." 3 hours ago Via Mobile. but to be serious, he'll prob tell us some quotes and tell us to keep on going forward and be happy. :3 |
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10-13-2012, 08:40 PM
Post: #20
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God would say......See you soon.
It would be nice if God would just send us an email sometimes, like move here, work here, be friends with this person but not this person over here. I am sending some land mines your way, be prepared. BQ How do I build a house? Will fruit trees survive in this climate? What is wrong with my baby? How do I preserve meat, fruits, vegetables, nuts, etc to have enough food to make it through the winter and spring months? |
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