How can I make a clever status about this?

[Tryanasaurusrex]

So I live in the U.S. And I wanted to post something about the government, and I wanted it to be witty. If you must know, I'm trying to impress someone who thinks I'm too young for him. But casting all that aside, is there anything funny I can say about congress, the senate, or this whole situation?

One of my friends posted :We should just pick senators out of a hat from now on.

[Cindy]

It's difficult to make a joke about the U.S government when the U.S government IS THE JOKE.