what are some good facebook status that will get lots of likes?

[Dillon]

[Van Doosh]

Let's see:

HORNY

EASY

GULLIBLE

TOTAL FOOL

WANKER SUPREME

[Yasmin]

i suggest 'like for LPC' & 'like for words' thanks xx (best answer?) lol xxx

[firstshot]

1.) First major problem, your still on Facebook. Good luck getting off now. Run
2.) Second major problem. Your basing your self worth & life success upon invisible people represented by pixels.
Solution, get out. Socialize, Learn a sport, musical instrument, arts, hobby, crafts, Fun exercise, work with animals , whatever sails your ship !
Join the world, its a hilarious place.

[Ola]

Well I think a good one is this:

Like for:
Like:
Dislike:
Rate:
Date or mate:
Kiss or diss:
Love or hate:

I do it once a month and gets me 30 likes when I usually get 6.

Another one is going on to tagmypals.com and choosing a pic and then taging ur contacts! Gets likes from ur friends and ur friends' friends lol!!! Hope I helped xxxx plz answer my questions

[Sarah]

Hey, I'm going to Wal-Mart. You guys need anything?

[Sassylover]

Facebook is not a popularity contest. That is why nobody likes your statuses. Because you're so desperate for them to like it.