What are some stupid status or funny ones i can post up on facebook give me some idea?

[Ivan Cayetano]

I'm bored as hell right now. I was liking and unliking a person status till i got block from that on facebook. I started a comment fight on some random page on facebook. Now i'm thinking of updating my status to piss off people for fun or just posting something funny or stupid. What do you people got in mind? Anything goes i could care less what my friends think.

[jalil]

these some my suggestions
"OMG i forgot my fb password"
"I don't know how to make a status"
"Don't read this"

[Ag]

Fact1: You can not touch
Your lower lip with your tongue…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

[LaMpArD]

Copy The Below Text Code And Post It As Your Status.When Someone Click On It,They Will Redirected To There Own Profile.HaHa.

@[1: ]@@[1:[0:1: ▌▌▌Click To Look Ugliest,Dumb,Looser,Fat,Bald USER OF Facebook▌▌▌]]

When Your Friend Click On It,They Will Go To Their On FB Timeline

Check Out Full Tutorial Given In The Source.