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Should i poke it??????????????
01-08-2014, 12:57 AM
Post: #1
Should i poke it??????????????
I want to poke it bad but i hear if you poke it, it might go back inside.
Then it will leave contagious ones that i shall poke.
But is it right to poke it?
Serious answers only please.

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01-08-2014, 01:07 AM
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Only if you use protection.

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01-08-2014, 01:18 AM
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You should not poke it. At any cost, do not poke it. NOT EVEN ONCE. POKING IT WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL. You will poke it, and that will make two more. Then you'll poke those and they'll each make to more. You will poke and poke and poke until you perish. Only leaving in your trail millions to poke. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. It may seem tempting, do not do it. If you want to poke it seriously bad, and not have unwanted consequences, you must follow these steps:
1. Get 37 cubic inches of milk.
2. Obtain a chicken wing that occupies 50-60 cubic cm.
3. Take the milk, and inject it into the chicken wing. Do not miss a drop, or this will not work.
4. After doing this, you will need to put it in a 1 foot by 1.4 foot box, and send it down the mississippi river.
5. In two weeks, you will recieve your box back, but instead of the chicken wing, you will now have a spray bottle filled with an unknown substance.
6. Pick up this spray bottle with metal tongs, and transport it to your place of living and set it on a granite surface, NO OTHER SURFACE.
7. Now put on a rubber glove that is snug on your hand. Do not have it too large. It will affect the process.
8. Pick up the bottle carefully, and bring it over to it. Now don't spray it, but carefully and with precision, throw the bottle at it. It must hit it, or you will have to restart, it cannot miss.
9. After it hits, it will lose its contagious quality, and you can poke it. This will only last for 17 minutes however, you must repeat the process if you wish to repeat it after 17 minutes.
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