How do I ask a celebrity out?

[POPCORN]

I'm just a regular person but I have this HUGE and I mean huge celebrity crush on this one guy<3 I liked his Facebook page so I can message him and that is how I plan to do it. How should I word this message? The only problems are that I am not a celebrity so I might not be cool enough for him. Another thing is that I'm pretty but don't even compare to how hot he is!!!! Another issue is that he is about 20 years older than me so he might not like that. Plus, he passed away about 10 years ago so this might be an issue for him. Do you think he will reply if I message him on facebook? Do you think he will say yes?

[Katelyn]

Um, no words. Problems with this plan? Besides the fact that he is dead? Um, uh, WHAT! You have been messaging a dead dude, and want to take him out?! Are you off your meds?

[Gabby]

Message the guy and ask him out

[♥Rachel♥]

um how can you date someone who is dead?

[Amber]

is this those type of question that you people ask a stupid question thinking its funny

[089]

What kinda question did I just read? O.O

[Diana]

Sweetie, you can&#x27;t date a dead guy.

[Zack]

Why would you date a dead guy?

Do you have necrophilia?

[?]

troll

[Eleanor]

Um. WTF.