How to make someone believe that I'm dead?

[Just]

Don't ask me why I'm doing this,but I wasn't in school on thursday,and friday,now it's the weekend,and I'm staying away from all social media and stuff where I can be seen and I'm not going to school on monday either. I have had some tough times with this person lately,and I sent her a text,where in the end I was implying that I was going to kill myself,but it wasn't so obvious,so there might be a chance that she didn't understand it. She responded with "Ok "... so I thought that she probably didn't get the hint. So I responded with "Great,now I can die in peace that I know that I was right." She responded "What u mean". My reaction to that was,that either she is really stupid and didn't get the hint or she just doesn't care. But,first I implied of my suicide,and then there was "now I can die",(NOW I can die) so she can't be that stupid. So I didn't respond to that text and now I'm hoping that she would think that I killed myself after that(again don't ask me why but I've got to do this)but I'm not sure if she is. Also I've ignored my other friends calls and texts,just to be sure that if she happens to hear them talking at school that after the day we texted,nobody has seen or heard from me. So any ideas what else I could do to make her think I'm dead? Anything other than getting my friends involded in talking to her saying like"I wonder where he is,probably killed himself " jokingly or stuff like that. Other than that,any ideas please!
And once again,don't ask me why I'm doing this or whatever,just help me. She has hurt me a lot and I just want to make her feel even a fraction of the pain I've felt. Thinking that she would be the reason I committed a suicide won't even be enough but first I need to do this.

[Sharon]

print up a fake obituary that looks as though it came from your local newspaper and have someone give it to her

[Michelle H]

Why would you go to such childish lengths to seek the attention of someone who is obviously not interested in you? Eventually she's going to know that you are indeed alive, and you're going to look like a psycho, immature idiot.

You should be spending your energy on someone who likes you.

[Madiha]

Continue what you are doing for a week or two more! and stop going out! keep the lights turned off where they can be seen. you can either let a death note somewhere where u think she can see it or will see it. otherwise kill yourself, Hahahaha kidding kidding!