I need some help with Social Media.?

[Patrick]

So I am very very shy. I don't have that many friends and I must say im pretty ugly. Im a freshman boy and I have acne but I recently found medicine that is making it better. And im also a bit over weight.

My weight and my look over all have made me shy away from social media such as facebook and such and most importantly in the world. I just want to know what I should be doing in both social media and the real world.

Like what should I be having? I only have a twitter and facebook but other then that nothing, I haven't changed or posted anything on my facebook for I think 2 years.

How do I get people to like me? I find my self really akward in my mind. Im not sure how to keep up a conversation.

I have to admit this is a pretty confusing question but it is new years right? And as much as I hate resolutions, I really want to change myself, every single year I ask for help with my social life, but I don't know how or what to do.

[Himler]

Follow my instructions very, very carefully.

The first thing that you need to do is go to the supermarket and purchase the following ingredients:

1. Almost rotten tomatoes
2. Kind of fresh lettuce
3. Stinky cheese, the stinkier the better
4. Aloe Vera drink
5. Smirnoff vodka
6. Eye of newt

Then, take them back home, put them in a large pot. Begin boiling using an original fire. Stir well until mixture turns fluorescent green. Put in a test tube. Provide to females.

Enjoy.

No, but in all seriousness, sack up and just talk to some people about mutual interests.

[Aj]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Work on your self confidence and personality and you will find the right partner in due time. Anyone looking for someone just for their looks is a shallow person to begin with whom you wouldn't want to be with.