Hiring an escort to lose my virginity on my 18th. Are these good reasons to do so?

[Go Jets Go]

BEFORE I START dont give me the STD crap. You have a higher chance of getting one from a one night stand at a bar. Plus high end escorts are usually clean as their life and jobs depend on being healthy to make money, girls on the street who charge 50 bucks have STDs.

Essentially Im 18 next month and I want to hire an escort to lose my virginity to her. Ive never had a girlfriend before in fact ive never romantically touched a girl (holding hands, grinding, cuddling kissing and I cant flirt if my life depended on it) Im also very socially awkward and Im not funny, witty, muscular and have a weird voice.

Everyone has done something with a girl (not sex but they have made out and touched girls and girls do it back) and I havent and i feel embarassed or ashamed I haven't part of it is because I cant and most girls really don't like me. If my confidence was not low enough already....its awesome no girl wants anything to do with me ever nonetheless I'll never fall in love or no girl will love me, be proud to stand beside me. They would be embarassed actually

I feel the only way to get any attention is to pay for it so maybe then I'll feel at least one women did something with me then I'll tell my friends it was a hot chick at a bar I picked up and railed her. Maybe then others would like me, chances are if I ever get married my wife would have at least done 5 other guys as most women do. (harsh generalization but true)

Because ive been made so different from others in being a social abomination and physically...in fact I plan on mentioning it to girls around me that I "got a one night stand at a bar" so they think "Maybe *blank* can get girls afterall" Im not waiting till im 30 when girls decide to grow a brain and want nice guys instead of jerks and assholes. Maybe even tweet "one night stands>" so people know I can get stuff and im not pathetic

The agency is in my yellow pages and charge 300 an hour and require to wear a condom. I would wear one anyway. The agency looks legit and not some cheap one, the girls are hot too so I know other girls would think "wow he can get a hot girl" and THEY WILL! subconciously be attracted to me after

[Michelle]

If this is what you wanna do ,have fun, be safe and protective. they will try to get you to keep going back but dont make it as a living you will become very broke. i kno from my uncle.

[Luis]

this is sad...but the last part...is just nor true sadly...

the only way THAT part would be true was if you walked down your school hallway with 6 girls all sexually touching you..and my dearest friend...i know you dont got 1,800 american dollars saved up for that...

[Jen]

I don't think it's a good idea. Even if you followed the plan, if you haven't had any romance history whatsoever, it's most likely everyone will think you're a liar.

[JD]

Sounds like your mind is made up. I don't think it will instantly change the way people see you or you see yourself. Bragging (lying) about getting a hook up in a bar won't get you more girls either. No offense, but you have an immature view of women and it shows in your writing. It probably shows in real life too. That's probably why you can't get a girl. If you go through with it, make sure to spend some time talking to her. You'll probably learn more from that than the sex.

[Βασίλειος]

what is that foolish logic
"more and less" chances? seriously?
dude in my country u win the lottery just 1/ 16 000 000
and guess what, PEOPLE FREAKING WIN IT
who cares what is the propability? if it isnt 0 it doesnt matter for such grave matters

and u think that will make u a more complete person?

[A Yahoo! user]

I went to one high school where having sex was the thing to do and another school considered you a slut if you had sex. I couldn't win. But then I realized it really didn't matter to me what other people thought. Trust me, having sex will not automatically make you cool. It's not like the movies where people accept you because you said "hi" to the popular kids. You don't gain anything from having sex with an escort. The only thing you get is an empty wallet and someone who will forget you the minute she leaves. I am assuming you are out of high school based on your age and maybe now you can realize that high school was a joke as far as "standards" and "what's cool" really is. The "real world" can still be harsh at times but you will realize that there are people out there that will like you for who you really are and would WANT to have sex with you (not get paid to do it). If you are not out of high school, the same scenario is true. Sex doesn't make you cool or magically give you a pass to life. Don't let this be something you will regret down the road. Give it some real thought and time. Give college and/or the "real world" a try before you throw it away on someone who you don't really know because let's be honest, she's not going to use her real name. She will forget you and you will always remember her as the girl you paid to have sex with you.

[amyhpete]

Actually, while I wouldn't want to know if my son had done this (he's 19 and a virgin as far as I know) I think it makes sense for someone who has thought it through as much as you have. Get it over with. Tell them even that you are a virgin and you want someone who will be good to you. They can't, of course, talk about specifics before they get there. Be very attentive to how they want you to do things -- put the money in an envelope on the nightstand, etc., and do what they say in that regard. Once you're together and get comfortable, it will probably be quite nice.

Going forward, I would urge you to get the book, "The Art of Seduction" by Robert Greene. It will help you overcome your lack of confidence and learn about human nature so that you can get girls. Don't go bragging on Twitter about supposed one night stands. It will seem hollow and pathetic. I see what you're thinking, but it's misguided. If you earn enough money, you might hire escorts once and again just to learn more about sex -- think of it as sex education and therapy for your confidence.

That along with Robert Greene will help you get a real girlfriend someday, no matter what you look like or how bad you think it is for you, physically. I like how you said, "I was made so different from everyone else." It's a step on the road to self-acceptance, which will lead to self-confidence. I wish you'd stop thinking of yourself as a social abomination. No matter how you look, if you can change your attitude and paradigm, you can find the people who will value you at any age.