what if computers died, could i still get on facebook?

[Michael]

Let's say hypothetically, an asteroid were to hit all the computers on earth, which led to a blocking of the sun and caused extinction. If a new single computer was made, could i get on facebook? how would i wish my friends happy birthday? thanks!

[Joel]

Well, the servers for Facebook would also be destroyed so no you wouldn't be able to get on.

[Vol]

Absolutely. You can still get on facebook when every computer on the planet is destroyed except yours. And apparently those of your friends that you want to wish happy birthday to.

The trick is to use a pickle. Put one end of the cat5 cable into the pickle and the other end into your computer's modem.

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Profit!

[Jim]

Considering what just happened... is getting on Facebook in your Top 100 things to take care of? If so, you REALLY need to learn how to set your priorities.