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HOW CAN I MAKE MY LIFE LIKE THE FRESH PRINCE'S "BEL-AIR THEME"?!? - . - 10-15-2012 07:52 PM Ok. this is kinda stupid. but. I REALLY like this hot single mom. She's a gas station attendant in Los Angeles. I looked up her name and found her twitter and apparently she's a huuuugeeee methhead and people were sending her tweets like "you only have sex with people to buy meth from them" and of course she denied it this is perfect. I'm a meth dealer and I'm a 7th grader (19 years old but almost 20) I need to get her to notice me so we can make a deal. I don't care if I impregnate her, I want it to be completely like the song. " Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the drug lord of a town called Bel Air Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I haven't hooked anyone yet. I've never had a customer. I'm not stupid. its just that im not on the "drug market". People have asked me for meth before, but they were all REALLY CREEPY! ummmm, am i stupid for wanting to do this? i just want this to be the song of my life. i want to feel alive. oh and NO DUMB ANSWERS. if your not gonna help me, then DONT COMMENT OR LECTURE ME! BQ: what do you tend to do when you're bored? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvQxxr8hL_R13lHMX_3AKxbx5nNG;_ylv=3?qid=20100930172231AAA65sy - squarepartner942 - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM Just get in one little fight and scare your mom. - nightsfiire - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM Josh Hommes is pretty cool. BQ: I answer questions on http://answers.yahoo.com/ - Josh! - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM Just go shoot some b-ball outside of your school till' some guys who are up to no good get in a fight with you. - Shriekingmaid753 - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM Get in a fight while playing basketball and scare your mom - killer peaches - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM o_O are you making up stories?????? BQ- Get on Y!A. Can't ya tell? - karl - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM You Dun Goofed Up! Consequences will never be the same! BA: Go here probably - King Crimson - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM ... You goddamn kids these days. BQ: Masturbate... yes, Y!A is a form of masturbation. **LMAO @ "I know were cool" - Cigarley - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM Suddenly I have an insatiable craving for meth... BQ: Now this is the story all about how My internets life turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, don't call me gay I'll tell you a summary of my life in this place called Y!A In northeastern Mexico, born - not raised In West Texas is where I spend most of my days Fapping to internet porn and watching TV Changed my major cuz I don't know what I wanna be When a couple of dudes, they were "check out this site" Went to Yahoo! Answers at the speed of light I trolled a few other users and the mods got mad They said: "We're locking down the longest email account you've had" I whistled at the mods, and when I pled my case They reinstated my email with a grin on their face At any rate, I can say that this ban was lame But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo Baron, more BA's!" I woke up at the crack of noon, maybe 7 or 8 And I yelled at Adam "Deathcore is for hipsters" Got tired of 4chan and became a TC Yahoo Answers is now heroin to me - fatapple139 - 10-15-2012 08:00 PM This might be the greatest question ever bq: dump buckets of water on people |