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What do you think Jesus's Facebook would look like? Like his Status, Groups, Birth Place, and Bio/about me? - highlake923 - 11-09-2012 09:50 AM
What do you think Jesus's Facebook would look like? Like his Status, Groups, Birth Place, and Bio/about me?
- Last Wolv - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
It would say he was Buddhist.
- maiden japan - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
He was illiterate
- Jesus - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
He works six days a week and rests on the seventh while keeping his fathers laws and commandments. I would say that Jesus wouldn't use facebook.
- UngratefulDominator376 - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
Status: Pretty ticked off, got nailed to a cross by some ninkenpoop romans
Groups: Dubstep Raver, Trolls United
Birth Place: Some crappy middle eastern place
Bio: Just a guy who will die for no valid reason. I enjoy seeing my dad burn people, and I like making people's lives a misery, what I don't like is people ASKING QUESTIONS!!!
- Mike - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
To logically follow this question to how it relates to the Bible.
1. There would a variety of who the grand parents are.
2. There would be a variety of place of birth.
3. There would be missing blocks of time an pictures. You'll see baby pictures and then pictures of him full grown.
4. He'd be using a different name.
- servant of God - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
He would not go on facebook.
He is humble. He would not state he belongs to any group.
He likes to talk to people face to face. He talks to people's hearts about God & God's plan of salvation...so he'd never do such a thing...because you can't talk to people's hearts through the computer .He is not looking to find friends.
- 19 weeks - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
hmmm
Status: reminder to my followers, you are not the ones to judge so cut it out. jeez.
- YDKKDY - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
Status: Man I'm gettin nailed today
Groups : The 12 disciples, the Bible, God
Birthplace: Nazerath
Bio: Well, yeah i'm the saviour of the Christian Faith...And I love playing the guitar, praising my father. And if you want to know me, add me
, and we'll talk.
- chickunsoup - 11-09-2012 09:58 AM
his statuses will look something like this:
"hey guys, just got back from chillin with my boys Mark, Luke, and Matthew.. I don't fxck wit that fool Judas no more. fake as hell. Him and Peter just gonna kiss me on my cheek and deny me like that."
or
"Just got home from chillin with my boo, Mary Magdalene. Her sexy azz.. haha"
or
"Had a busy day today. Healed the sick and made the blind see. Man everybody keep asking me to do all these favors like heal them... like i'm Jesus or something. Oh wait! haha. this one chick talkin bout she been bleeding for bout 12 years straight. i said ewwww.. you aint got no tampons? she said no. so i just went ahead a healed her... n gave her a lil bar of soap too ya feel me.. cuz uhhh.. yea! haha"
or
"once again, people keep asking me favors man.. talkin bout yo Jesus, you got some food i can eat and i'll pay ya back? i said man i can hook u up with 2 fish and 5 loaves. i work at the seafood market downtown i got u bro!"
or
"Man all these haters talkin bout crucifying me but it's all good. My heavenly father got my back ya dig."
Birth place: Bethlehem in a smelly old manger..
bio/about me: i'm real cool. i like to heal the sick and the blind (u can call me Dr. J.. haha).. i like to chill with my boys aka Disciples... if u need anything just hit me up 1-800-jesusrox. dont call with that B.S. or imma hang up on ya..like i said if u need some food i got ya i work at the seafood market downtown i'll hook u up with some fish n bread..