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What are funny sayings to put on twitter? - madison - 01-18-2013 11:30 AM
I need funny stuff not bad stuff tho.
- 100% - 01-18-2013 11:38 AM
Just say i'm pretty
- cooingdress011 - 01-18-2013 11:38 AM
If you drink coffee:
"With all this coffee...I could rule the world!"
- Jonathan Huie - 01-18-2013 11:38 AM
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
- Anonymous
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
- Mark Twain