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Can you add to my list of the most ludicrous right-wing election theories? - ★Ŕ♡MΛŔÆ★ - 10-12-2012 08:03 AM
Here's what I have so far:
1. Cooking the unemployment rate
2. The media is skewing the polls
3. Politicizing the stock market (any decline in the stock market as the fault of Obama, and any increase as investor speculation that Obama is on the way out)
4. Obama is coming for your guns
5. The Social Security Administration’s arms cache (they're preparing for massive civil unrest and intended to use the ammo on Americans)
6. The Muslim mole in the Secretary of State’s office
7. Fact-checkers are a liberal plot
8. The secret liberal plot behind the Gulf oil spill (was actually a deliberate act of sabotage devised to create a justification for eliminating all off-shore drilling)
9. Obamacare’s death panels (awarded the “Lie of the Year†award from PolitiFact)
10. The Green plot to enslave the world (Agenda 21, a little known and non-binding resolution adopted by the UN, is viewed by some on the right as an attempt to control the lives of people throughout the world by regulating everything they do. Amongst their paranoid fears is that Agenda 21 will cede U.S. sovereignty to the UN and a one-world government.)
- team - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
let's have some left wing ones
Romney killed my wife
Romney wants to kill Big Bird
A coordinated attack was the fault of a cheap anti-muslim movie
- team - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
Don't forget the birthers
- Teh Tyme Kitteh - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
Obama is going to lose, face it, you're all losers
- magick - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
Voucherizing Medicare will give people a " choice " .
- Shovel Ready - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
Republicans have also conspired to prevent dead people and Mexicans from voting. This is despicable.
- Henery Hawk - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
you have a lot of free time on your hands
- Oscar - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
11. Obama passed the NDAA to make this country into a total police state.
- pan660 - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
it's kind of silly to bother to keep track...
you're either with the conspiracy theorists... or you think they're crazy...
that's the only choice left...
- pan660 - 10-12-2012 08:11 AM
11. Obamacare puts government bureaucrats in charge of your healthcare, and allows the IRS to raid your bank account
12. Obama is a socialist, secret-Muslim terrorist who hates America and is intentionally trying to ruin the economy in order to implement Sharia law
13. Liberals label anyone who disagrees with Obama a racist
14. Obama has spent more than all previous presidents combined
15. All scientists who support manmade global warming are part of a secret plot coordinated by Al Gore to siphon money from the pockets of American citizens