Can you add to my list of the most ludicrous right-wing election theories?

[★Ŕ♡MΛŔƐ★]

Here's what I have so far:

1. Cooking the unemployment rate

2. The media is skewing the polls

3. Politicizing the stock market (any decline in the stock market as the fault of Obama, and any increase as investor speculation that Obama is on the way out)

4. Obama is coming for your guns

5. The Social Security Administration’s arms cache (they're preparing for massive civil unrest and intended to use the ammo on Americans)

6. The Muslim mole in the Secretary of State’s office

7. Fact-checkers are a liberal plot

8. The secret liberal plot behind the Gulf oil spill (was actually a deliberate act of sabotage devised to create a justification for eliminating all off-shore drilling)

9. Obamacare’s death panels (awarded the “Lie of the Year” award from PolitiFact)

10. The Green plot to enslave the world (Agenda 21, a little known and non-binding resolution adopted by the UN, is viewed by some on the right as an attempt to control the lives of people throughout the world by regulating everything they do. Amongst their paranoid fears is that Agenda 21 will cede U.S. sovereignty to the UN and a one-world government.)

[team]

let's have some left wing ones

Romney killed my wife
Romney wants to kill Big Bird
A coordinated attack was the fault of a cheap anti-muslim movie

[team]

Don't forget the birthers

[Teh Tyme Kitteh]

Obama is going to lose, face it, you're all losers

[magick]

Voucherizing Medicare will give people a " choice " .

[Shovel Ready]

Republicans have also conspired to prevent dead people and Mexicans from voting. This is despicable.

[Henery Hawk]

you have a lot of free time on your hands

[Oscar]

11. Obama passed the NDAA to make this country into a total police state.

[pan660]

it's kind of silly to bother to keep track...

you're either with the conspiracy theorists... or you think they're crazy...

that's the only choice left...

[Stone]

2. The media is skewing the polls. #6 would be next. They are all flakes.