What's a good comeback if someone says you like to watch guys jack off?
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11-09-2012, 06:52 PM
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What's a good comeback if someone says you like to watch guys jack off?
I know it sounds weird, but I troll people on Omegle a lot and I posted a status on Facebook saying... "Trollin' on Omegle! " and someone comments saying "Yeah right dude, you're probably sitting there watching all the weird fat dudes jacking it hahahaha" What's a good comeback? Thanks!
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11-09-2012, 07:00 PM
Post: #2
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You like watching fat girls make out with pizza?? I like watching guys jack off sooo yeah .
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11-09-2012, 07:00 PM
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Hit back with the age old 'I aint your mum' comeback. Sounds immature but it sure as hell bugs the shit out of the person its being said to :-p
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11-09-2012, 07:00 PM
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Is that a mean person or just a joke from your friend?
Your comeback depends on how close you two are. |
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11-09-2012, 07:00 PM
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"Speaking of weird fat dudes, hows your mom doing?"
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11-09-2012, 07:00 PM
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Either say:
1) "Yeah, and the fact that you (or your father, brother, etc) are/is one of them is what I'm finding most troubling about the experience." 2) "It's a horrible addiction, and you should know because I heard you overcame it. Can you give me some tips or the number of a support group? Thanks, buddy!" 3) "Hey, what you and your family/friends videotape and upload on the internet is your own damn business!" Any of them will do just fine, but I'm leaning towards #2 or #3. |
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11-09-2012, 07:00 PM
Post: #7
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Answer and give them nowhere to go: "That is NOT true. I don't like the weird ones..." Now you've also made fun of yourself, but everyone knows you're joking. The guy won't have a comeback because he'll probably laugh...
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11-09-2012, 07:00 PM
Post: #8
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No, I don't watch your webcam.
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