If a girl winks at you with a slight smile what does this would mean?

[Dane]

It means she is a serial rapist looking for a younger man to chain up in her closet so that she can pleasure herself to the thought of her making you cry at night.

Take my 3 easy and simple steps to avoid this in future:

1) Slap every chick you see in the office, so that she knows that your the dominate male in the jungle.

2) Always have a rusty fork handy in your pocket incase the sexual Predator tries to strike again.

3) If you drive to work your fcked. Time to change rides, go hire yourself a moped and Cruise down that mother fking street like a gay boy stroking his own dick. This will intimidate her and cause her to overdoes on petrol fluids.

Follow these 3 easy steps to avoid your grandmas undies in your mouth.

Hope i helped.
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