How to convince your parents into letting you get a Facebook?

[ME!]

Well, even though my mother will not let me get one, I have a couple FUNNY, but good ideas...
they might like you doing this..LOLZIEZ.
you could:
_write a persuasive paragraph (what were going in english...SUCKS..but maybe you could use it for EXTRA CREDIT for English AFTER you give it 2 ur mom..'lol..
_make a POWERPOINT about all of the reasons that you deserve one...
_beg them on ur knees until dey say yes...BUT that might make dem say NAWT UNTIL UR 18.

PS wen u ask dem..tell dem de reasons dat u r mature....say wat u said ^^ n MAYB, jus MAYB u cud say i wil only stay on da computer for dis long ____

dose are a couple gud ideassss