Does anyone else know who Darren Criss is?

[ClaireKittty]

Do I know who Darren Criss is?

I mean he's the supermegafoxyawesomehot Harry Freaking Potter who doesn't want his life to be like Spiderman three because he hated that movie, who's gonna take his own advice but can't date Ginny cuz she's his best friend's little sister, who's a legend, man, to us all, who wouldn't trade his two best friends Ron and Hermione for anything else in the world, who beat the Dragon by singing to it (Accio guitar!), who is acting like Garfield on a Monday, who -"who's that I think I'm in love", who loves you all except you Draco he can't fucking stand you, who doesn't think a guy of your size should be picking on Neville, who loves you man *fist bite*, who's just missing you, who I guess all the teachers are dead so Butterbeers on me!.

I mean he's the cool calm collected %100 gay Blaine Anderson who's the lead singer of the Dalton Academy Warblers, who realized he was in love with a boy when he sang about a dead bird [R.I.P Pavarotti], who texts Courage to those who need it, who can't make out with Brittney on stage right now in front of all these people because he's taken, who doesn't wanna make a big deal at prom but still sings a solo anyway, who is totally ready for Sectionals after bursting into song and throwing his homework into the air, who knows each other is way better than some stupid trophy, who knows they get together in the end, who goes through all that for a pair of socks, who jumps on tables at every available moment, who's performing at Six Flags, who truly loves Kurt in every way and makes history (twitter trending worldwide) when he kisses him.

The adorkable man who tweeted a picture of him sleeping on a Rasta banana earlier. The adorkable man who wishes he could make all his fans castles but he can't because he's just one small man. The adorkable man who forgets his song lyrics and sweats a lot at his concerts. The adorkable man who went to the DH premiere in London with Joe Walker and took pictures while jumping. The adorkable man who made weird Disney covers on his youtube channel named after his invisible friend as a kid. The adorkable man who wrote his first song Human at the age of 15 and that song happens to be his mother's favorite. The adorkable man who can play an unnecessarily large amount of instruments including violin, guitar, piano, drums, cello, and kazoo. The adorkable man who believes anyone can rock pink sunglasses. The adorkable man of which Starkid is the blood in his veins and if he ever forgets that we can feel free to kick him in the shins when we meet him. The adorkable man who got rid of his amazing curls to get a role on Glee of which he auditioned for with the Britney Spears song "Hit Me Baby One More Time". The adorkable man who also happens to have an amazingly talented brother named Chuck who is in the band Freelance Whales and will shamelessly promote them whenever he can. The adorkable man who wrote all the music to Starship while shooting Glee. The adorkable man who "Oh you're 18? We should go vote together sometime!" The adorkable man who can name all the movies of the Disney Renascence in order. The adorkable man who's favorite song to perform is One Fine Day and favorite song to sing is Coolest Girl. The adorkable man who needs to stop breaking the internet. The adorkable man who sang both Kevin and Toby in Little White Lie and is NOT a Hot Girl. The adorkable man who changed my entire life from the moment I saw him sitting on a stool in the dark.

Darren Everett Criss is the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest man I have never met.

Yeah I know him, why what's up?