How can i become a TRUE man united fan?

[Shivam Anand]

Well that's nothing

You're not a united fan if-

- You wear half and half scarves
- You wear replica shirts
- You buy a programme at the game
- You don't buy a programme at the game
- You sing the Tevez song
- You go to United games
- You don't go to United games
-You support another team as well as United
-You don't subscribe to M.U.T.V.
- You subscribe to Sky
- You buy official Manchester United merchandise
- You don't buy official Manchester United merchandise
- You don't call tickets 'briefs'
- You call football shirts 'jerseys'
- You use vodafone as your mobile provider
- You watch Champions League games
- You don't watch Champions League games
- You think Park's a good player and valuable member of the squad
- You think Park is a crap player and only here to sell shirts.
- You like Fergie and say 'in Fergie we trust'
- You think Fergie has 'lost it'
- You hate city more than Liverpool
- You hate Liverpool more than City
- You count the 2008 Champions League final as a victory
- You think trophies are more important than good football
- You have Facebook
- You follow Rio on twitter
- You don't follow Rio on twitter
- You don't think Ronaldo is the best thing to ever happen to United
- You think Ronaldo is the best thing to ever happen to United
- You think FM/FIFA etc are real life
- You think football began in 1993
- You think football was played before 1993

SO that's more than unlikely