My friend always asks what i do for school?

[K]

"If you don't tell me, I'm calling the cops on your mom."

"You realize that by law we have to keep records, right? Did you seriously think you were in charge of checking them? No more school questions until senior year, and then i'm happy to talk SAT scores with you. So did you go see Twilight yet?"

Or

"Um, yeah, I already have enough documentation to worry about per the law. You ALWAYS assume someone is going to freak out and call the cops on you. Anyway. Did your PoliSci teacher get all over the class about the 'fiscal cliff?'"

Or

"Heh, you're so funny, I love your sense of humor! Oops, I have to go, forgot about a dentist appointment and mom is on my case to leave now."

Or

Block the idiot and move on. Or close your account. The world doesn't end if you don't have FaceBook (despite what my friends and neighbors tell me). Looks like it's a forum for middle-aged women to pretend they're farmers and to try to one-up each others' family vacation photos. Ugh!