Can I lie on my CV to get me a job?

[Andy]

I have no proper work experience and I have been looking for paid work for 3 years, I have had some unpaid work experience.

Im so down and depressed now that I think my life is going absolutely nowhere (I am 23). I think I am out of time to "get started".

Can I lie on my CV and say I have had 6 months experience working in a shop that closed down or something?

From 2008 (year when I left college) to 2010 I was in a touring band, made some money off it and I do have that on my CV as work exeperience but employers obviously see that as a hobby, not a job.

What the hell can I do to get a job?

I get rejected left right and center.

Also, before people say google yourself and delete your facebook - I dont have facebook, never have, and theres thousands of people with my name.