What will the police do about this? (Please Help)?

[Memphis Raines]

They'll probably be all like "What's this guy's problem? We have real crimes to solve." They might give you a talking to as a formality, but if this guy is that much of a sackless deuce that he can't up the ante on two ring-and-druns, you should probably go even weirder.

Write his number on a bathroom stall, preceded by the words, "For a good time call:". Or find his address and do a turd on his lawn. Or find his Facebook account and make a duplicate account and friend all of his friends and say "Hey guys, my other account got hacked, so friend this one and not that one." And then, just post stuff like "I like 2 eat my own poop" and stuff that would be really embarrassing for his friends and family to see.