Could you please explain everything in the entire world to me?

[Monika]

Here we go..
First came the Big Bang.
Earth was now present with optimal options for life.
Life develops bum bum bum and then we have some dinosaurs.
A big asteroid crashes, the dinosaurs die, the alligators, turtles, and snakes live.
Evolution happens over billions of years, and we have now a bigger brain than other animals, and we are now way more intelligent.
Time goes by, and we go from creating a fire with sticks to making guns and weapons.
Just about a little after B.C. we have the Roman Empire with an extreme amount of power.
Sh*t happens, and they eventually end up as a smaller country known as Italy.
In 1492 a guy called Christopher Columbus is traveling by boat trying to find another route to India, and eventually bumps into America.
In 1789 the French Revolution begins, and a not so tall, yet very tactic French guy named Napoleon Bonaparte tries to take over Europe.
He eventually fails, and everything goes back to normal.
An unsinkable ship sinks due to collision with an iceberg, ship was the Titanic, and it happened in 1912
In 1914 Germany gives their try to take over the rest of Europe, doing a pretty good job, but get their butts kicked by the British, French, and their allied friends. The war, known as World War 1 ends 11/11/1918 with the treaty of Versailles.
Then after giving Germany a huge war fine, solely blaming them, not allowing the Germans to have armed forces anymore, they get a new leader named Adolf Hitler in 1933.
World war 2 breaks out in 1939 with Germany trying to take over the world again, killing just about every single Jew they could find, plus many others they didn't like causing the holocaust.
The US, France, and Britain fights with the soviets to take Germany down in 1945, after they succeed they split Germany into four pieces, in the end becoming East Germany(supported by the soviets), and west Germany(supported by the rest.
At the same time the Cold War between America and Russia begins. No actual military forces were used.
Not so long after, in 1955 a black woman called Rosa Parks refuses to give up her seat in a bus in America, in favor of a white person - the beginning of the end of segregation in the US.
1989 Germany becomes one again, and the Cold War ends.
Two airplanes hit the twin towers in New York in 2001, about 3000 people dies.
And last but not least, January 2009 Barack Obama was inaugurated as the president of the US.