If my Facebook is the only one that knows if I'm about to die, will Facebook call my wife and say sorry?

[Brandon N]

Um... not unless your wife logs into your account and sees anything you have left for her, which is kinda hard to do. This actually sounds like a depression episode, in which case, I suggest you call a friend over and talk about it. We've all been in trouble with a woman at some points in our life, and it always works out in the end--not always the way we think it will, but it does. So... don't die and be happy and stuff.