I Want A FaceBook Account But My Mother Will Not Let Me Create One.?

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I have asked my Mom before to get a FaceBook account, including when I asked her 20 minuets ago, and each time she has said no. I am aware of the fact that I am two years under the age limit, so today I asked her if I could get one when I am a year older. But she still said no. If I ask my Dad two things will happen.
He says yes- I make an account, my Mom finds out, yells at me, I tell her that Dad said I could instead of just me and one parent fighting with me, both of my parents will be mad at me, and fighting with each other.
He says no- I get mad at him, which would make me fight with both of my parents and not get to make one.

I don't want to secretly create one and not tell them. Because I know I will get in trouble. And I don't want to disobey them, I mean they are my parents and they are in charge of me but I still want one. For a good reason.
My BFF ,and cousin by divorced marriage, Grace has a FaceBook. And my parents don't like her and never let us get together so if I had a FaceBook, I could connect with her and my parents would not have to know.
Bottom line, I want a FaceBook!