My parents think im a slut?

[Phecda]

I have to ideas, one is good advice, the other is just to scare the shit out of them.
The good advice:
Let them think that they know everything about your life.
Tell them about your friends and convos, without giving away too much. For a while only hang out with girls, or so they think, and you can meet up with guys after you leave the house with some girls. Dont get in trouble for a while, dont skip school for a few months (even if you REALLY want to cause its fun)
They will start to trust you and after a while just start being yourself again and keep them "updated" without giving away too much.
The funny advice:
Make them think ur prego, adk for plan B, or tell them to put you pn the pill.
Good luck with your parents though, they can be really dumb sometimes (most of the time)