How can I create multiple social media accounts at once?

[J-Rod]

I am working on creating multiple accounts social media accounts at once for clients. I want to do this for brand/reputation management. So, basically, I would like to have one place where I can put in the personal information for a client, and 100 or so profiles will be created automatically for that person (Twitter, FB, MySpace, LinkedIn, Flickr, Friendfeed, etc).

Is there a free service that does something similar to this?
I agree that throwing around a bunch of poor profiles may not be the best usage of social media. I do plan to hone in on popular sites as LinkedIn to make them compelling and interesting.

The primary reason I ask this is so that corporate execs can keep from being spammed with other people creating social media profiles in their name.