HOW CAN I MAKE MY LIFE LIKE THE FRESH PRINCE'S "BEL-AIR THEME"?!?

[Cigarley]

Suddenly I have an insatiable craving for meth...


BQ: Now this is the story all about how
My internets life turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, don't call me gay
I'll tell you a summary of my life in this place called Y!A

In northeastern Mexico, born - not raised
In West Texas is where I spend most of my days
Fapping to internet porn and watching TV
Changed my major cuz I don't know what I wanna be

When a couple of dudes, they were "check out this site"
Went to Yahoo! Answers at the speed of light
I trolled a few other users and the mods got mad
They said: "We're locking down the longest email account you've had"

I whistled at the mods, and when I pled my case
They reinstated my email with a grin on their face
At any rate, I can say that this ban was lame
But I thought, nah, forget it, "Yo Baron, more BA's!"

I woke up at the crack of noon, maybe 7 or 8
And I yelled at Adam "Deathcore is for hipsters"
Got tired of 4chan and became a TC
Yahoo Answers is now heroin to me