Will Christ's second coming be shared online-- by Facebook, Twitter, Google, Youtube?

[jotacar]

Well, no. The original Jesus Christ appears to have been a religious psychotic
who caused enough trouble for the authorities that they executed him.

He got enough good press over the next few centuries, that his followers were
successful in selling him to the great unwashed public as a deity.

In fact, he was an ordinary carpenter with considerable charisma.

He did not survive his execution. He did not ascend to a heaven - which did not
exist. He is not scheduled to make a return trip. Dead people don't do that,
you know.

Now, stop spreading this ancient silliness, and behave yourself.