I want to make a Facebook but i don't want my parents to find out?

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Im the right person to ask
I am great at lying/ hiding this from my parents
1) Don't put your real first or last name Ex. Yui Martelloe
2) In your info, put some stuff you dont like/ do like to do(don't want your parents to be too suspicious)
3) When your done, make sure you don't put your name or email on your profile(delete it immediately)
4) Make sure you dont save your email or password on facebook
5) Dont spend too much time on your facebook at home. Find a place like your friends house to go on facebook
6) Don't add too much of your friends
7) Don't block your parents they will be suspicious
8) Once done with facebook, delete your history

Believe i have had facebook for many years and no one in my family noes about it