I hate this guy so much. Plus...?

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Goddammit. So there's this girl I like okay? I may or may not have messed up my chances with her by "being too self-critical" (her words exactly) and I'm in the path of trying to get her the f*** out of my head, but this guy, my "friend" is now trying to take his chances.
Let me tell you why I put that in quotes. I fucking hate his guts. You know those kids that think they're better than everyone else and calls other people out for it? Well, that's how he is.

Ex) 1. "Why did you have to announce that I'm ugly to the whole fucking world?" (Facebook)
"Cause that's wgat you look like, motherf***cker."
2. *looking at math question I can't solve* "You can't even do this? Stupid..."

I'm trying to convince myself that they'd make a good couple, considering that they are both a-holes, but for some reason I can't stop caring about it. Well actually, the guy sticks it in my face that I have no chances with her and that he does. I wanna deck him and break his puny skull, but that's gonna be more trouble than it's worth. F'in hormones. What do I do? Wow, that came out sounding bitchier than I expected.