Atheists: How can you believe the ridiculous theory that Dr Pepper caused Evolution?

[An upstanding citizen]

Some of you may have already seen this OFFENSIVE Dr Pepper ad posted on Facebook yesterday:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=...869&type=1

Personally my Faith in the Truth - which is that only God made man and Evolution is a lie made up to discredit Jesus - is NOT shaken by this ad. But one thing that distrubs me is how Atheists flocked to this ad to defend it! Do they not see how RIDICULOUS it is to say that Dr Pepper turned monkeys into men? I bet you could make a hundred monkeys drink Dr Pepper and they'd never turn into men. This makes it clearer than ever: Atheists live in a fantasy world where they ignore overwhelming evidence of GOD and deny Him in favor of absurd theories where SODA POP, not God's power and love, create Man. It is clear by how many Atheists defended this ad that they are just making everything up as they go along. The Bible, however, has been the same for thousands of years! And it is the TRUTH! What's next? Darwin made Man out of chocolate cake???