Can you add to my list of the most ludicrous right-wing election theories?

[Unluckyghost949]

1) ALL economists with 100% track records for CORRECTLY predicting BLS numbers predicted 8.3%. ALL polling organizations that mirror alleged BLS procedures and ALSO have a 100% track-record for CORRECTLY predicting BLS numbers said it would be 8.3%
2) "The media's" own research forecasts a 2-point turnout advantage for the GOP yet their "polls" have been based on DEMOCRAT turnout advantages as high as 20-points.
3) You are unable to cite an example.
4) Obama asked Congress to give his AG power to confiscate ALL civilian firearms.
5) We don't now what they're preparing for but they sure did buy one hellovan assload of ammo.
6) Proved
7) THEIR OWN analysis says everything Romney said was factually correct. They "assume" he "meant to imply" things NO ONE ELSE thought he meant - and on HAT basis say he lied.
8) You never heard that. You must be thinking of the non-secret liberal DEMAND that drilling be moved to deep water where EVERYONE EXPECTED large spills that would be hard to control.
9) IPAB is directed BY LAW to control what care you will be ALLOWED - based on cost-effectiveness to the government. You don't have to like the nickname "death panel" but IT'S IN THE LAW.
10) Democrats OPENLY work to MAKE IT BINDING. If successful, the UN will have power to make law FOR YOU that supersedes US law and will have power to TAX within the US and other nation-states. In what bizarre world is that NOT a government?