HOW CAN I MAKE MY LIFE LIKE THE FRESH PRINCE'S "BEL-AIR THEME"?!?

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Ok. this is kinda stupid. but.

I REALLY like this hot single mom. She's a gas station attendant in Los Angeles. I looked up her name and found her twitter and apparently she's a huuuugeeee methhead and people were sending her tweets like "you only have sex with people to buy meth from them" and of course she denied it

this is perfect.

I'm a meth dealer and I'm a 7th grader (19 years old but almost 20)
I need to get her to notice me so we can make a deal. I don't care if I impregnate her, I want it to be completely like the song.

"
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the drug lord of a town called Bel Air

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I haven't hooked anyone yet. I've never had a customer. I'm not stupid. its just that im not on the "drug market". People have asked me for meth before, but they were all REALLY CREEPY!

ummmm, am i stupid for wanting to do this? i just want this to be the song of my life. i want to feel alive.

oh and NO DUMB ANSWERS. if your not gonna help me, then DONT COMMENT OR LECTURE ME!

BQ: what do you tend to do when you're bored?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...231AAA65sy