Should I dump my new boyfriend since he only has 15 Facebook friends?

[Derp Herpington]

No, he should dump you. You're a f*ucking idiot if you would dump somebody because of their facebook. He probably only adds people he's close to, unlike others where they add those people who "I met this one guy at the mall and he talked to me about his brother and his brother has a girlfriend who has a cousin who has a step dad who went to Australia once and met a guy who looked like him, and that guy had a pet alligator and the person who gave him that alligator has a daughter and she went to a gay bar because she was gay and she met a really nice guy who has a brother who's in the military and that guy has a brother that I added on facebook"