Can you add to my list of the most ludicrous right-wing election theories?

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Here's what I have so far:

1. Cooking the unemployment rate

2. The media is skewing the polls

3. Politicizing the stock market (any decline in the stock market as the fault of Obama, and any increase as investor speculation that Obama is on the way out)

4. Obama is coming for your guns

5. The Social Security Administration’s arms cache (they're preparing for massive civil unrest and intended to use the ammo on Americans)

6. The Muslim mole in the Secretary of State’s office

7. Fact-checkers are a liberal plot

8. The secret liberal plot behind the Gulf oil spill (was actually a deliberate act of sabotage devised to create a justification for eliminating all off-shore drilling)

9. Obamacare’s death panels (awarded the “Lie of the Year” award from PolitiFact)

10. The Green plot to enslave the world (Agenda 21, a little known and non-binding resolution adopted by the UN, is viewed by some on the right as an attempt to control the lives of people throughout the world by regulating everything they do. Amongst their paranoid fears is that Agenda 21 will cede U.S. sovereignty to the UN and a one-world government.)