How do I resurrect my dead cat?

[Brian]

My cat died seven years ago and i keep in in my fridge. It has recently scared off my boo and is making me lose followers on twitter each time I post a picture of it. I feel like if I resurrect Whiskers and post a picture of him online my friends will stop calling me a 'murder-hungry sociopath'. Please help, I've tried ancient chants but they just seem to make my neighbors angry at me for making too much noise.

Thanks!

[Riley]

lots of tuna

[?]

Kiss it after chanting naked with a long stick.

[Jason]

Try wrapping him in aluminum foil and putting him in the microwave for a half hour.

[Eva]

your cat died and you care about losing followers on twitter?