What should I make my friends facebook status?

[Evan]

My friend just fell asleep in his room and Im on his facebook but I am drawing a huge blank for what I should make his status haha. Its normally somethin like "aw dammit, herps again". Any ideas?

[Jasmine P]

I like to lick hairy men's legs.

[Sylvia]

Dry-humping a cat.

[Mark Stoop]

Anyone want a blow job? I'm free tonight, boys.

[Cherryxbliss]

i fantasize about justin beiber!

couldnt find a prostitue tonight.

i think my penis is shrinking.

HAVE FUN !!!

[VixxyDear]

Any embarrassing status will do. Don't forget to change his "interested in" to men, maybe change some relationship statuses. You could request a guy you both know to be in a relationship with him. Maybe make his status something very flamboyant, about coming out of the closet. "So glad to finally be open with myself. I don't care that I have herpes or that I'm gay. It's MEEEE!!!!" Don't forget to tag his parents in the status update if he's friends with them.