Religiously speaking, how can I become Fireball's publicist?

[Love Tim!!! Wannabe his Princess]

It's what I go to college for. Just so you know, she has a Fan page on Facebook and it has 107 fans as of right now.

I will not charge her for my services. I could justify each one of her answers and come up with excuses and tactics to make her more likable ...always following a code of ethics, of course. I will even write press releases and make media kits and publish them on her Facebook fan page and all over R&S. I will come up with a dang good advertisement campaign and make her get more fans than the pickle that got more fans than Nickelback. I will get her more Twitter followers than Pete Wentz.

This will look good on my resume and work in her favor. Fireball, I'm a dedicated, responsible, intelligent, organized and way too creative college junior trying to break into the PR world. How do I submit my resume? Can you please interview me? *asks very nicely*

[Hali]

poor tim : )

I don't think she would want one

but your question made me laugh

[KitKat]

Just ask. And you already have.

I've seen that fan page... quite a lot of "publishing" going on there, already. ; )

[Desire Ecstacy]

Have you read the book of mormon?

[Torg T. Robot]

You could try the following:

Accept the Trinity

Bow down and repent

STR (stop the rude)

DBD (don't be disgusting)

One or more of these might help. By the way, this question is in the WRONG FORUM, THIS IS RELIGION HERE



Torg

[OURScott]

I think it would be awesome.

You could ruin her.

RScott

[⌡Machine HeadâŒ]

I hope the "Fireball Goes Krogering" graphic can help you in this most worthy quest........
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu8dFifZL9b...=11k10pqdj

@ Torg T Robot: Interestingly enough, don't be disgusting is not among the answers I have recieved.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...023AAUy9yS
I think Random Panther is onto something here.