How to commit suicide easily using household items?

[Sam Fanta]

i am fed up of my life,lz suggest quick and easy way less painful and dont try to console or make me understand cuz dat will not work...pleeeeessseee make a way out....i ll b thankfull .

[Lucca]

Go get help. Now. Or, trolololol if you "iz" trolling.

[Mike]

...i would help u burt all i can think about is the hangmans nuse i learned in school and idk how painless that would be

[Bored Gremlin]

contact me (e-mail link in my profile) My grandma needs a liver transplant, and I have spent enough time at the hospital to make some useful friends. So if your blood type matches, I can arrange professional medical solution for you.

[Carson]

avoid the toilet... you dont want your last moment on earth to be shitty.... ah?!

[Marisa]

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Do not do it.