What is a really random Harry Potter quote?

[lisa_rox]

I'll give you five

1."I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

2. "Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

3."You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"

4. "I realised I can’t shut myself away or crack up. It could be me next, couldn’t it? But if it is, I’ll make sure I take as many Death Eaters with me as I can and Voldemort too, if I can manage it."

5."Snape killed Dumbledore."

[AvalonFae]

AHHH! Thanks for telling me! (: Haha, Um lemme think....
"Follow the spiders! Why is it always follow the spiders?! Why can't it be follow the butterflies!?" -Ron
"I'm going to bed before either of you think of another good idea to get us killed, or worse... EXPELLED!" -Hermione
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow. Turn this stupid, fat rat YELLOW!" -Ron

[Phantom&PotterPhan]

FIRST OF ALL I LOVE YOU!!!

umm... "Three dials back should do the trick" "Expecto Patronum" "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." "Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." "Snape killed Dumbledore." "SHE KILLED SIRIUS! SHE KILLED HIM -- I'LL KILL HER!" "I'm going to Hagrid's, I've got a good feeling about going to Hagrid's." "Albus Severus..you were named for the two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew." "I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow." "You need your inner eye tested if you ask me." "It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.." "Yeah, Dumbledore's off his rocker all right." "You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so boys can understand them." "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." "Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" "By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many." "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." "Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." "You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!" "DON'T CALL ME A COWARD!"

So most of these are from the book if you were looking for movie quotes... sorry.