Can anyone think of a witty comeback to this?

[Youanna Rai]

My sister posted a link on my Facebook wall to a page called ' locking your sister outside so people think you have a guard dog'. Implying that I am a dog now it is just some friendly banter but I can't think of a good comeback to write. Anyone got an ideas? We have a dog so I could mention something about her and the dog.

[Mario B]

Post a status: It's hard to have BOTH sister and a dog. Most of the time I can't figure out who's who!

[Samantha Davis]

I would reply "sorry i forgot to let you back in" which is implying she is indeed the dog and not you.

[greenman]

She is just jealous because I get lots of bones and she gets none. She'll probably end up an "old maid"

[Jesse L]

say something like that the only reason you go outside is so the dog and them can have their special alone time

[Justin Miller]

How bout, "great idea sis! Are you sure you can handle being tied up like that? We can get a bowl with your name on it and everything!" I don't know the context of the post, but basically you'd be acting like the suggestion was for her to be the dog...he he

[Respectedmorning397]

How about "Having a sister and a dog is hard to tell the difference but I make due" or "when I yell to my sister whoever barks first my sister or dog is who I talk too" he he you asked for ideas.