What is a funny way of saying I'm going to be a dad?
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11-09-2012, 06:25 PM
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What is a funny way of saying I'm going to be a dad?
I am looking to post it on my facebook. And I dont want a boring - is going to be a dad. I am looking for a funny way of announcing it. If you think this is dumb, feel free not to answer my question. Here is an example of what I'm looking for. A friend of mine put - Should I buy the worlds greatest dad shirt now, or later? If you creative and want to help me out, I would appreciate it. I make a laugh out of pretty much everything by the way..
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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I'm having a Crotch Goblin.
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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'Oh God i guess im gonna be a grandad soon then'
(if you have a brother, post on his wall) 'I think someone's gonna be an uncle' |
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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"Alright world! I'm prepared to be barfed on, pissed on, and deprived of sleep!"
And OMG that Crotch Goblin thing is awesome xD. |
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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I announced my pregnancy by telling everyone I had pregnolia. Took em a while to catch on though.
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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"My wife's pee-stick turned BLUE!"
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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So, Yah, I officially have a new Holiday to celebrate, Fathers Day!!! = D
or So, My dad's a Grandpa now! Sorry, those were the best I could come up with Edit: Status: Helping my wife shop for maternity clothes. = D |
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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Gonna have less space on my bed now, my wife's gonna take up more now. She is expanding
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11-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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"My spermfish swam ALL THE WAY upstream."
Congrats,dude |
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